Questions
I've never understood people who sign their business letters with "cheers." Were they drinking when they wrote me?
Why does Coors Light exist? Are there actually people in this world for whom the hearty, bold taste of regular Coors is too much?
In my elementary school there was a kid named "Christopher Malistopher." Why do parents do that? Why not just name him "Beat Me Up Malistopher."
-- Questions by Steve Altes, from Funny Times, March 2005
Why does Coors Light exist? Are there actually people in this world for whom the hearty, bold taste of regular Coors is too much?
In my elementary school there was a kid named "Christopher Malistopher." Why do parents do that? Why not just name him "Beat Me Up Malistopher."
-- Questions by Steve Altes, from Funny Times, March 2005
2 Comments:
Did you notice Athenae added you to the First Draft blogroll?
I tried to stop her but she just would not listen.
Yes I DID notice and I was very excited. I figure it must have been Athenae or Tena (hey that rhymes!) because if it had been you it would have been,
Spackle's Train.
THIS is the kind of spontanous publicity that will make me famous. Now if only I could get the holy grail of blogging:
Atrios saying, 'Spocko' has it just right.
But clearly I haven't kissed his butt enough. Maybe I should write a threatening letter demanding that I make his main page for my brilliant post of my parents visiting. It seems that strategy has worked in the past.
You know what they say, "The squeaky wheel gets replaced!"
Mr. Sparkle
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