The Beer Question

Boy I hope someone asks Scotty the Beer Question at the Gaggle. I'll bet 200 quatloos that April Ryan asks the question. She seems smart.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see if she does. I read earlier today that Holden over at First Draft is handicapping who will ask Scotty this question. Do you think that she will ask HOW big the glasses were? Was it a bottle or can? What TYPE of beer? I mean there are some huge endorsement possibilities here. Corporate America really needs to get on the ball. Some of them even have slogans that might fit in with the circumstances. Or they can create new ones. "The Choice of Vice Presidents everywhere" "Drink their beer and you'll shoot a man in the face. Drink ours and you'll just get shit faced."

Let's look at a few famous beer slogans from the Beer Slogan Database (There really is a database like that!)


Miller Beer Slogans:

Tastes great, less filling ('cause pellets don't fill you up!)
The Champagne of Bottled Beer (Pop a cap into 'em)
No matter what what's-his-name says, I'm the prettiest and Lite's the greatest (The slogan of deniers everywhere.)

Coors beer Slogans:
It won't slow you down (Light) (As for your aim, that's a different story)
Turn it loose! (Ain't that the truth?)

Budweiser Beer Slogans:

The King of Beers (He is the King of America after all.)
Where there's life, there's Bud (I mean nobody has died-- yet)

Busch Beer slogan:

Busch Beer. Head for the mountains (Or an undisclosed location)


Hemeling Lager brand Slogans:

Give him a right good Hemeling tonight (Or her-- kind of a Swiss Miss line)

St. Pauli Girl brand, Germany Taglines:

Germany's Fun-Loving Beer (Germany, beer, guns, fun-- what's not to like?)
St. Pauli Girl. The Original Party Girl (Party girls on the hunt? Hmmm.)

And finally:

Newcastle Brown Ale brand
Slogans: Newcastle Brown Ale. The Other Side of Dark.
I think we have a winner!