In my day...

From a Washington Post Report from Week 228, in which readers were asked
to tell Gen-Xers how much harder they had it in the old days:

Second Runner-Up:

In my day, we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the
winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.

(Bill Flavin, Alexandria)

First Runner-Up:

In my day we didn't have MTV or in-line skates, or any of that
stuff. No, it was 45s and regular old metal-wheeled roller skates,
and the 45s always skipped, so to get them to play right you'd weigh the
needle down with something like quarters, which we never had because
our allowances were too small, so we'd use our skate keys instead and
end up forgetting they were taped to the record player arm so that we
couldn't adjust our skates, which didn't really matter because those
crummy metal wheels would kill you if you hit a pebble anyway, and in
those days roads had real pebbles on them, not like today.

(Russell Beland, Springfield)

And the winner of the velour bicentennial poster.

In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We had to go down to the creek
and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

(Barry Blyveis, Columbia)

Honorable Mentions:
In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty,
my beloved paper clip.

(Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

In my day, attitudes were different. For example, women didn't like sex.
At least that is what they told me.

(Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

When I was your age, we didn't have fake doggie-do. We only had real
doggie-do, and no one thought it was a damn bit funny.

(Brendan Bassett, Columbia)

Back in the 1970s we didn't have the space shuttle to get all excited
about. We had to settle for men walking on the crummy moon.
(Russell Beland, Springfield)

In my day, we didn't have days. There was only time for work, time
for prayer and time for sleep. The sheriff would go around and tell
everyone when to change.

(Elden Carnahan, Laurel)
In my day, people could only dream of hitchhiking a ride on a comet.

(David Ronka, Charlottesville)

In my day, we didn't have fancy health-food restaurants. Every day we
ate lots of easily recognizable animal parts, along with potatoes
drenched in melted fat from those animals. And we're all as strong as.
..
AGGKK-GAAK Urrgh. Thud.

(Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do
addition on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers
amputated.

(Jon Patrick Smith, Washington)

In my day, we didn't get that disembodied, slightly ticked-off voice
saying "Doors closing." We got on the train, the doors closed, and if
your hand was sticking out it scraped along the tunnel all the damn way
to the Silver Spring station and it was a bloody stump at the end. But
the base fare was only a dollar.

(Russell Beland, Springfield)

In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own
hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

(Diana Hugue, Bowie)

In my day, we didn't have Strom Thurmond. Oh, wait. Yes we did.

(Peg Sheeran, Vienna)

Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day, the sun
revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back of a Giant
tortoise.

(Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park)

In my day, we wore our pants up around our armpits. Monstrous
wedgies but we looked snappy.

(Bruce Evans, Washington)

Back in my day, '60 Minutes' wasn't just a bunch of gray-haired liberal
80-year-old guys. It was a bunch of gray-haired liberal 60-year-old
guys.

(Russell Beland, Springfield, & Jerry Pannullo, Kensington)

In my day, we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed razorback
barbarian warrior was chasing you with an ax; you just had to hope
you could outrun him.

(Sarah M. Wolford, Hanover)

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