Time Travel Cover up! Birther's Busted!

U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook says Obama can't be president because he hasn't proven he was born in the United States. Therefore, he refuses to be deployed to Afghanistan.

[Cook] and his lawyer Orly Taitz have filed a lawsuit so the Major does not have to go to war and fight in Afghanistan because that would be, ”in violation of international law by engaging in military actions outside the United States under this President’s command.”

Obama-Time-Travel-Coverup Birthers insist that a giant conspiracy has taken place. The birth certificate showing that Obama was born in Honolulu in August 1961 is fake, they say. Birthers are also certain that some kind of time travel treachery has been undertaken by shadow pinko government agents, who warped themselves back to 1961 to insert notices in the Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star Bulletin saying that "Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama" gave birth to a son on August 4, 1961.

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h/t Boing Boing

I don't think I've heard Brian Sussman's take on this. Who will he support? The solider who won't go to war because he believes Sussman's views on Obama not being a NBC, or the chain of command that tell the Major to follow the chain of command and considers the President the Commander in Chief?

One course of action will land the Major in the stockade (which might be what he wants). It's this years Section 8. This way he doesn't have to dress as a woman or pretend to be gay.