Don’t have money for Halloween Candy? Hate giving away Halloween treats and love Halloween tricks? Hate the new office tradition of cube to cube trick or treating? h/t Val Rodham Think that people who give things to others, without making a profit or getting a big tax deduction, are suckers?
Think that using desperate people to make money is just smart business? (e.g. Whitefish in Puerto Rico )
If so, follow these simple tips from Evil Spocko channeling today’s Trumpian Halloween Trick and Treat techniques.
Put out a BIG empty bowl with sign over it that says, ‘Help yourself to 3 or 4.” or “These are big, so take only ONE!” h/t David Feldman Next to the empty bowl put a milk carton with a coin slot in the top covered with orange construction paper. Write on the paper “Trick or Treat for UNICEF!” When people see that there is nothing in the bowl, complain about greedy co-workers who must have taken all the treats while you were gone. When asked what candy you had, mention the favorite candy of your office rival. “I’m not saying he took it, but you might want to notice what candy he is . . . → Read More: Candy’s for Closers! Trumpian Halloween Tricks